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Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36934) - you deserved it (4722)

On 04/22/2014 at 2:59pm - kids - by wah wah "you raised him" (man) - United States (California)

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The broke teens guide to getting high

#1 - On 04/22/2014 at 9:05pm by piedpiper303

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Has this kid never heard of the Internet?

#3 - On 04/22/2014 at 9:07pm by Earths_Venus

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