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Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37603) - you deserved it (10306)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well if that's what it takes to prove to him it's his, I'd say do it. It's hard being a single mom.

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 6:18am by ChelzTheWolfGirl

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Well unless you gave him a reason to think otherwise, guy sounds pretty immature. If you can have sex you should know the consequences of it also

#2 - On 04/21/2014 at 6:19am by steve31789

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