Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

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  • It could be worse. If anyone else hears it, you can turn "shit" into "chips" or something... Maybe. Kids don't speak that clearly at first anyway

    #1 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:10pm by way2go

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  • I take it since you said "first real sentence", your son isn't old enough to be told something isn't okay to say?

    I'm sorry OP, that sounds really horrible, but also kind of funny. :) I'm sure it won't last for a long time, he'll find something else to say.

    #2 - On 04/18/2014 at 11:10pm by xxbvbsusanxx

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