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Today, my friend saw a stamp on my hand and asked me which club I had gone to last night. I was so desperate to seem cool that I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a children's play group that I took my kids to. FML

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On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Hey at least you are a committed parent! That's what you should be proud of rather than disgracing it with a lie! Be proud of your efforts!

#1 - On 04/06/2014 at 4:41am by EverestMelting

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The kiddie rave scene is pretty hardcore though

#2 - On 04/06/2014 at 4:42am by JACKxRAWR

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