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Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML

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On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I wouldn't want to leave either

#1 - On 03/28/2014 at 7:00am by aruden

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She'll realise that it was joke hopefully.

#2 - On 03/28/2014 at 7:02am by ErzaScarlet

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