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Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39269) - you deserved it (3550)

On 03/22/2014 at 12:49am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Hopefully they won't be rude and evil because of their grandmother.

#1 - On 03/22/2014 at 7:05am by cocacola999

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You can lose weight, she'll always be a cunt waffle.

#15 - On 03/22/2014 at 7:53am by rhysfucker

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