Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2014 at 6:35pm / Australia / Kids

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  • I'm sorry, OP. That's horrible. That's not even funny for him to say something like that. It's rather sick actually.

    #1 - On 03/22/2014 at 12:05am by greeneyebeauty9

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  • Your father has a sick sense of humor, OP.

    #3 - On 03/22/2014 at 12:06am by Rallred32

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