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Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40395) - you deserved it (3238)

On 02/11/2014 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Opening the windows might help a little.

#1 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:01pm by pepsiisgross

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At least you weren't the third sympathy OP. Just the smell would already stir me badly :s I suggest you prepare sick bags in your car this time if you're expecting more of this... Good luck cleaning up your car .

#4 - On 02/11/2014 at 8:04pm by applebramble

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