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Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML

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he might be the spawn of satan

#1 - On 02/09/2014 at 6:49am by yoursucklives

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That's the breast FML i've ever read

#6 - On 02/09/2014 at 6:55am by unfuckmylife

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