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Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54691) - you deserved it (6732)

On 02/04/2014 at 9:50am - kids - by LadyDeadpool88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.

#1 - On 02/04/2014 at 1:10pm by kayteakay

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Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child

#2 - On 02/04/2014 at 1:10pm by Alvarortor

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