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Today, my husband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As he's leaving, my daughter starts crying. 'Dont leave me with her !' she says. 'Take me with you !' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (8218)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Awww, daddy's little girl ...

wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:05am by BenignScientists

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Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.

#4 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:12am by GloomySkyz

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