Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML
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SirDirtyRedD 15
i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol
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Norja 33
I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..
Zezombye_fml 4
So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.
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Norja 33
I get the feeling he's not too fond of you..
Ambient25 24
I wonder what his idea for a "birthday present" is for his big brother...
GEBEH 14
I Wonder when humans develop a conscience, cause it sure seems like there are alot of murderous children out there who just are to dumb to succeed!
dachayke 16
#14, A plastic bag maybe?
SirDirtyRedD 15
@ #14 and #23 your comments just made my night thank you
xBethanyC 15
You should tell him that it's possible to overdose on oxygen. Maybe he'll believe it and hold his breath until he passes out.
kangx1 28
Wtf is 5ML? 5 is not even close to F lol
SirDirtyRedD 15
its fmls 5th anniversary
kangx1 28
Oh sorry I actually didn't know thank you :)
SirDirtyRedD 15
no problem
martialart1st18 19
Oh my goodness I had been wondering what the **** was wrong with FML all day
feitan98 13
This has nothing to do with the fml but the person you have on your account pic (sasuke) is nothing but a dumb ass traitorous bitch that can't even use the power that is literally handed to him without dying 3 times against against Killer B when B isn't even trying. Go find an actual naruto character that actually does something (not Sakura she is the most worthless bitch on the show)
SabresRule1 8
Awwww, such brotherly love
AlwaysWatching 27
I have never seen an emoji on FML before....
Derpet 18
Me neither, I can't use them :(
ThatFancyPenn 18
This.. This is revolutionary for FML
BirdieCurls 25
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Zezombye_fml 4
So he would die too, because there'd be no more oxygen ? Hmmm, he's ready to die to kill you.
Allornone 35
something tells me the brother is very young, or not that bright (or both). either way, it's clear he didn't think this little plan all the way through.
patrickalamo 47
Tell him very rapid breaths would do it. He will hyperventilate and pass out. Went he wakes play dead.
jenjen2633 17
Or better yet, when he wakes up, play dead then pretend to be a zombie or a demon or something
SirDirtyRedD 15
well at least hes got a goal in life
burnforeternity 30
Dedication to a good cause
iluvFMLs15 19
Well on the bright side, at least he's only trying to suck in all the air so that you don't have any and die vs him actually trying to kill you. then, we'd have a serious problem.
JACKxRAWR 22
It's a gateway form of attempted murder though...
ElricMustang 23
And if it doesn't work, you don't know what else he'll try to get the job done...
SirDirtyRedD 15
lol i like your enthusiasm
iluvFMLs15 19
Just looking on the brighter side of things :)
godfathermock 19
hmmm, i would not allow for him to take any science classes.
DanielleinDC 33
Actually, it's better that he does--so he can learn that breathing heavily will do him more harm than it does his brother. Sorry you have such a rotten little brother, OP.
Thunderstruck14 30
Yes, but he will learn much more about how to actually harm someone. Don't let him near the dangerous chemicals!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well if that's his way of killing you, you're safe for now :)
Welshite 39
Strap a plant to your chest.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Most unique suffocation technique ever!
Godsofdracos 15
I think he took persistence is key... Just a bit to literal.
chutney_02 22
Anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Bart pretends to have that fake marriage for presents and all the guests die from lack of oxygen?