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Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43756) - you deserved it (6354)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

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He's a reverse sour patch kid. Sweet. Sour. Gone.

#6 - On 01/19/2014 at 9:14am by thatonegirlnic

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Did you punish him?! Had I done that when I was little I would get timeout and a whopping

#4 - On 01/19/2014 at 9:11am by chrisstanford

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