By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
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thatonegirlnic 10

He's a reverse sour patch kid. Sweet. Sour. Gone.

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chrisstanford 10

Did you punish him?! Had I done that when I was little I would get timeout and a whopping

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MarounM 5

Kids are lacking disciple. You should make a chart for every time he does something bad put him in the corner to think about it. Every 10 time he is good reward him.

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dachayke 16

You're right, but "kids are lacking disciple" cracked me up.

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Meld86 12

Hoped you discipline him instead of thinking it was cute and letting it go

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middlenamefrank 8

I have the same question a couple of other commenters have...has he seen daddy do that? If so, OP, it's YOUR fault. In my mind, exposing your child to that kind of modeling is abusive.

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rockhead1270 5

He's 2, find something else to complain about

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awilliams44 9

time to teach ur kid to respect parents.

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leary96 15

Well someone needs to put baby in the corner

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Acik91 26

But nobody puts Baby in the corner!

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AngryD 9

did you give him a mark to match on his butt

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mzdaisylynn 12

Kids are mean sometimes. When my brother was about 5-6 years old. He took my hands and rubbed them as if warming them up. He said "Now your hands smell like roses!" Of course, I smell my hands. then he smashes them into my face and gave me a nose that hurt for a few days.

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worldclassrager 39

Cute and innocent then bam a complete 180...looks like a little discipline is in order...

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