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Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

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I'd kick him back.

#2 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:28am by semper_fi_celia

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Oh man, that's bad. Tell his mother! Hopefully he'll clean up his toys in the future when he learns what he did.

#1 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:28am by umidontrember

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