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Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (4400)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

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I'd kick him back.

#2 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:28am by semper_fi_celia

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Let his parents pay for the surgery and urge them to teach their offspring some manners.

#5 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:34am by Champignon

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