Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
Today, I think my daughter is the only person in the world who was born racist. The other day she said to me, “Girls with dark skin can’t be pretty.” FML
Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
**** hashtags. I'd rather have hashbrowns.
Ambient25 25
Slap the hashtag off her...
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Ambient25 25
Slap the hashtag off her...
patrickalamo 48
Grounded hashtag
magicman13 9
Spank the hashtag out of her
SneezyBear 27
I hope she was only doing it as a joke - making fun of how stupid it sounded. I have to admit she knows how to make an hilarious exit 'hashtag white girl probs'. Annoying or no that was sitcom-worthy.
PancakeSlap 23
Nah, OP should just spam her facebook with ridiculous hashtags.
HelloooooNurse 20
I'm with you ambient, this shit's gotta end.
DrippingSarcasm 20
#44 if it's a joke, OP wouldn't have posted it on FML.
EggsinaBasket 9
#i #can't #understand #your #accent
James_is_Mexican 25
Please don't let her reproduce...
Meettitan 14
What she doesn't understand is that as a mother, you have the power of embarrassment. Next time she does that flood her Facebook with child photos, and be sure to argue with her friends. That'll teach her.
SneezyBear 27
#83 even if she was only making fun of it it would (or could) still have gotten very annoying after a while.
Amensej 8
Hmm, easy fix, NO social media until the shit quits.
incoherentrmblr 22
Just "pound" the hash tag out of her...
i_h8t_everything 12
#IHopeYouRealizedHowStupidThisHashtagIs
MasqueradePrince 25
I don't understand why people insist on doing stuff like that. Hopefully she stops soon or someone punches her in the face...
Faff 20
I don't understand it either. But it's also kind of sad that people are THAT annoyed by teenagers. #firstworldprobs
Das_is_gud 11
Except that teenagers don't talk like that. I don't know how people put up with her at school
micgelleya 15
Hashtag annoying kid
NeighSoulSister 6
78- Actually, there are more teens who do that than you think. My sister and her friends do it and it's really annoying.
Smartdumbblonde 27
#78 actually, there are quite a few of teens who do it. Of instance, a couple friends of mine find enjoyment out of it and then there are other kids at my school who does it. You'd be surprised about how many teens do it and no matter how many times you ask them to stop, they keep at it.
murdersquirrel 15
124 - if there were something in the English language comparable to a car accident, your comment would be just that.
Corgidan 12
The most annoying part is that the symbol is called the "Pound" symbol or "Number Sign". I want to punch those who call it hash tag in the face, with a brick.
JtPv 14
Some friends and I just do it to mock the stereotypical "teen" like speak in text language and over exaggerate everything that happens.
colby6666 43
2- or the throat.
aforbiddendance 23
Just start talking in hashtags yourself, she'll quit very soon.
Ambient25 25
The preceding comment was brought to you by the Hashtag FUCKINGSTOP. If you're looking to lose a few brain cells, please read the above comment.
cakefete2 31
I understand you two would like to hash out your differences, but please, not in front of the kids.
RedPillSucks 33
Hashtag-ishing
FuckingFamily 5
@31, I am yet to figure out why some of your comments are good, thought out, funny comments, yet most of them are piles of shit, like this one.
jazzy_123 20
come on OP, you can have some fun too. Didn't you read an earlier FML where OP's mom threatened to twerk in front of her friends if she didn't obey her? ;) you could learn a few things from that post.
Grauncho 27
**** hashtags. I'd rather have hashbrowns.
klol_fml 11
Or just hashtag hash.
Shinigami07 11
You sir, you have your priorities straight
Exhaling 12
Give this man a cookie-- Wait no, a hashbrown!
great_just_great 22
**** hashbrowns I'd rather have a hash brownie
gio4467 7
BEST COMMENT EVER.
xXBrennanXx 5
Yes, just yes
deathrowdiesel 2
Hashbrowns r the good kind of hash
deathrowdiesel 2
How can u not like hashbrowns its potatoes and what ever the hell u have lying around and need too use up
sb601 9
#shewillgrowoutofit #hopefully
Ambient25 25
#this#shit#is#annoying
KrimnoxAxshi 7
@6 #noshitsherlock #thatswhatthefmlsabout #everheardofirony
JD1147 27
I have a friend that says "PMSL". Some people spend far too much time online. Turn off the TV, turn off the computer, put your phone down. Get up, walk outside, and enjoy it. There is a whole world out there worth exploring. Now if everyone in the world could realise this and actually do it, so many people would be happier. And so many would be pissed off because of the extra traffic chaos.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
#7, I will admit I don't spend a lot of time outside. I spend it online. However, I do not and will not speak like that. Not even as a joke. OP. Slap her. Now. Before its too late.
TunaFireStarter 16
Outside is dangerous. I got robbed at gunpoint last time I tried to explore my way to a sandwich. I didn't get another sandwich for over a week after that. The computer seems so much safer ...
buddy_J 16
Sorry to be a retard, but what is PMSL
ksks1234 33
59-- google, dude...it knows everything...*whispers* eeeverything.
mFUNdo21 17
if outside is so good then why has mankind spent so many years trying to perfect inside?
shaytards_fml 9
scare her with a #RIP #daughter
fay32 16
This generation is lost..
Aspireworks 12
So has said every generation to the one that followed it.
VeganVampyre 27
Except she's saying it to her own generation.
OctoDope 15
Indeed when a generation throws in the towel its over
TheDrifter 24
My generation didn't say that. Parents told us that if we survived our sex, drugs and rock'n'roll phase we had bright futures ahead of us. We said hell yes, fire it up. Turns out, they lied.
Faff 20
#9 no you are just a generalizing douchebag
Faff 20
People of all ages do stupid things, but I never hear someone say 'man, my parent's generation is lost'. Yet, in a way, the older generations are just as lost.
stargirl_95 24
Yes, because the actions of one stupid teenager are a perfectly reliable way of telling whether or not an entire generation is lost
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Boomers had their hippies... My Dad got past his sex, drugs and rock & roll. Plus I think this girl would be made fun of quite a bit by people her age for this...
liaRawr 9
Every generation has their thing it'll survive :)
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Also vong Niceigkeit her ist der Kommentar 1 scheisse. I bims 1 hater lol
Queen_bee1234 21
Tell her if she doesn't stop, you'll twerk in front of her friends.That'll shut her up.
RedPillSucks 33
Thanx. Yet another mind bleach purchase
3kitten3 10
this ^^^^^^^^^
catnipthief 6
When did humanity get so stupid?
OctoDope 15
Just a bit after #twitter and #instagram.......#
NavitasNexus 3
....where have you been? Humanity has never been intelligent.