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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Smart kid... Shame on you for not giving a shit whether you scare your daughter or not. YDI

#2 - On 12/30/2013 at 10:03am by xThatOneWeirdGuy

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someone needs to learn good behavior.

#1 - On 12/30/2013 at 10:03am by injuredathlete

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