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Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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"Thats just nasty"
*Cleveland voice

#2 - On 12/16/2013 at 3:07am by DaMann360

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Could be worse, it could be poopy lavender

#4 - On 12/16/2013 at 3:08am by Kruiser

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