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Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50324) - you deserved it (5872)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

#3 - On 12/07/2013 at 8:28pm by Kiki242

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Please tell me you punished her right.

#2 - On 12/07/2013 at 8:26pm by Sports_guy3

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