Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
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macystar 14
That's a red flag.
SexySlayer1248 18
In Russia it's always a red flag
michaelaranda 28
no it isn't. I say it all the time to my cousins kid without meaning anything. and I've heard my cousin say that too.
frozenfreeze 5
No, I'm pretty sure that's not a normal thing to say, even if it is meant jokingly. "I could kill you right now, hahaha" just never has a good ring to it.
kimmpwns 8
Do you guys know how easy it would be to kill a newborn though? Drop them and splat, just saying. Regardless, I would keep an eye out on your sister. I don't understand why she would say that out loud.
Robbieisadowg 16
#29 better out loud so OP can keep an eye on her.
Gangsterrface 10
It really is. That's a creepy thing to say to a child. If I were your cousin, I'd never let you near my child.
Gangsterrface 10
That was supposed to be to #20
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
I don't voice it, but I always think it when I hold new babies. It's not that I want to kill the baby, it's that I am amazed at how incredibly tiny and fragile they are. I just think, “This little person grew inside that person. It was squeezed out through a tiny hole. It just got shots and passed around the room like a bottle of tequila. It's a fricking trooper. After all it's been through before it even lived its first day, it could die frighteningly easily and I am holding it."
daniel_dd31 13
I think the comments in this fml have taught me everyone is secretly a murderer, but just to afraid to go through with it. I don't even think I could trust myself anymore.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
it all depends on the family and individual. I know plenty of people who have said that to where the parents could hear to purposely freak them out. its funny lol (only when you know the parents really well, otherwise its creepy).
xMnky 8
So many things wrong with joking about death. Especially with a baby.
MsConfusedd 27
Maaaaaayybe you should take the baby back
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Maybe!? If I was OP I would immediately grab the newborn back while letting out a battle cry, signaling your readiness to defend your child. But that's just me, because I'm a weirdo like that.
mercifulbane 3
thats when you whisper the same thing to your sister while shes asleep
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Just a thought...
DooleyFTW 17
Well.. I hope she doesn't!
emirie 21
Me too, man.
Ch_rae5 19
No shit Sherlock..
fylsinceydi 2
Christmas should be fun
StoryOfTheYear 14
Why? So she could give the baby to her as a gift? Or what? "Here's that sacrifice you asked for, Jill."
Atgonner 2
Obviously no one understands what the Op is trying to say, usually families get together for x-mas for an extended period of time. Thus being around that phsyco for that much time will keep Op on her toes the whole time.
ddlovatolover 23
Psycho*, and #4 isn't the OP.
17deanju 2
I wouldn't let her hold your child... Just sayin
jok3rjizzle 6
STFU lol well just chalk that one up under bad life decisions
SgtAssCheeks 21
dat STFU lol though...
figures101 5
She sounds lovely.
tinyrosie 21
Maybe she meant kiss
awkwardloveannie 28
she was speaking she can't blame autocorrect for that one
tinyrosie 21
Well, she muttered it. Now that I see OP's response, nevermind
hobojo69 23
Alla vajers!!!! Betta hide yo kids from her! Hopefully she was kidding!
MysticMonkey 9
Yeah, i'd watch her.
Fiori4 20
I think she was just trying to get out of babysitting in the future.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Mission Accomplished!