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Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

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But she'll fall asleep eventually, and you can punish your boy for even longer!

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 11:05am by FindingYujin

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Hey all, im OP (although as my first time ever commenting, I hope this actually works!)

Of course, in the end, my daughter fell asleep. although it was around 1am, a time I thought no five year old was physically capable of acheiving. You might say it was almost worse the next day, as she was very grumpy and tired!

I forbid my son from attending a party (supposedly the 'party of the year'), and have spoken to his school who are arranging a meeting with him to discuss ways of bettering his homework skills and general motivation.

Of course he probably despises of me, but I dont want him to look back on school like I have and regret he didn't work hard enough, let alone AT ALL.

Thanks for all the comments, and hopefully I can interact more on this site with the community.

#140 - On 10/31/2013 at 12:50am by PIGaming

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