Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
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Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Wizardo 33
It amazes me how some of these kids have no perception and differentiation of reality and virtual reality... Or is this all a lie? Are we in the matrix?
blcksocks 19
"Of course not, I use MS Paint"
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Wizardo 33
It amazes me how some of these kids have no perception and differentiation of reality and virtual reality... Or is this all a lie? Are we in the matrix?
HowAreYouToday 34
maybe its a virtual class and op is an AI who edits science experiment videos.
Fitzinator1995 13
what if the kid is the only one in reality and we are all in the matrix?
thrifting 18
This reminds me of every FML where someone tries to swipe or zoom in on paper, or wait for autocorrect to pop up while they're writing. We are slowly being sucked into the black hole of technological dependence.
ositoakaluis 16
Sssshhhhh the government on to us
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Technology is a helluva thing. We aren't so much dependent on as much as we're just used to it. We can either embrace the new comings or we can choose to live without it. It's all up to you on how you want to live your life, because technology won't be slowing down for you or anyone else anytime soon.
lux0rd 18
Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
dingleberrysteve 6
kids get stupider every day, i think human intelligence has peaked
Welshite 39
Caught in a landslide; no escape from reality.
rawr_ily96 24
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
DanielleinDC 33
Caught in a landslide/no escape from reality. What...was I supposed to ask if it was live or if it was Memorex?
Robbieisadowg 16
#56 Only some kids. Technology, for a lot of people, helps them learn. Making them smarter.
monnanon 13
i think this fml is made up. no one is that thick. i refuse to believe it.
tswizz 13
I'm just a poor boy; I need no sympathy,
Sal_G_63 5
Because I'm easy come, easy go; Little high, little low.
gc327072 30
Mamaaaaaaaa OOOooooOOOHHH
BrotherPhil 35
I don't wanna die.
Vamphyre73 12
Didn't mean to make you cry (also I feel like we missed a verse)
fatraptorjesus13 9
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!....oh shit, wrong song entirely
cluch3 22
Bwahahahaha
blcksocks 19
"Of course not, I use MS Paint"
darwinism 30
Looks like you went a little crazy with MS Paint yourself mate. You got some on your face.
blcksocks 19
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Wizardo 33
Extra wide brush option?
blcksocks 19
My father, was a painter...and an art major. And one night, he goes off craaaazier than usual. Mommy gets the fill color option to paint my mouth. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the big brush, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Comes at me with the brush, "Why so serious?!". Uses the big brush all over my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaand, why so serious?
JMichael 25
29- that was good. I'll give that one too ya.
slayertack 19
Kids these days.
graceinsheepwear 33
Why do so many kids make this comment? At 17, you ARE a kid these days. Ridiculous.
slayertack 19
Excuse me. Kids these days that don't know the difference between science and photoshop.
Robbieisadowg 16
#43 Gosh, I know... Kids these days!
monnanon 13
which is no kid ever.
secretagent415 10
Wow. Talk about sad.
deet124 11
Is this really my generation?
Pwn17 25
Sadly yes, and it's also mine. I hate it too.
LowExpectations 30
Relax, each generation has its share of idiots. The internet just helps them stand out more.
daniel_dd31 13
It's hard to understand how someone can be that stupid. I think it is just our generation that says stupid stuff like this. Sadly I think this generation is the stupidest.
xSkittle 16
I think the previous generation is the most stupid, because they raised this generation
daniel_dd31 13
50- I disagree. I don't think it's their fault since they don't have control of the world and the advancing technology in the world. I think most people from previous generations are smarter actually.
xSkittle 16
Previous generations didn't have to learn all the stuff we have to learn now in school. But then again, intelligence isn't everything. Our generation is filled with people who have no value. And I can ensure you parents (and media and society) have a lot to do with that. And I think the evolution of technologie and lach of intelligence go hand in hand
daniel_dd31 13
This I agree with.
abnormalbird 11
I just had to be born in 2001. Fortuneately I got my share of ren and stimpy and classic spongebob so I guesss I tturned out okay. Never said YOLO or SWAG in a serious tone.
Pleonasm 35
I bet he could tell by the pixels.
graceinsheepwear 33
I find your logic a bit spotty.
sunnyray812 42
It seems everyone believes every little thing is photoshopped. It's sad really.
happle 21
Maybe you do if you're intellectually challenged.
xSkittle 16
"No, it's magic!"
eddeeezzyy 19
*Nicholas Cage meme*
emirie 21
I can't believe how stupid some people are. The fact that you probably had to explain that things aren't photoshopped in real life, and that it is only possible on a computer, is incredibly sad.
Kateyez_26 13
I wonder if op is Bill Nye lol jk
Infamous_Tora 12
You tried, 12..
BaldoktheMystic 3
And failed
Kateyez_26 13
Idc, wasn't trying to make you laugh, but I thought it was funny.