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Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

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On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

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I love rocking out to some metal with baby cousin. Sound like an awesome kid you got. :)

#1 - On 10/11/2013 at 2:34am by NotsowiseSAGe

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sucks for you op next time you should say 'I hope she doesnt turn out like her grandmother'' and see what she says about that

#2 - On 10/11/2013 at 2:34am by justindrew14

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