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Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51841) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

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Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

#4 - On 09/30/2013 at 10:02am by victrin

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Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

#2 - On 09/30/2013 at 10:01am by Cristian89

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