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Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50974) - you deserved it (7256)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

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Time to invest in some curtains maybe?

#1 - On 09/23/2013 at 6:03am by Americanus

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Are you ok? You seem a little shaken up about the whole thing.

#4 - On 09/23/2013 at 6:07am by BillMurray

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