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Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40683) - you deserved it (6384)

On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Points for innovative thinking! F on thinking it through first!!!

#2 - On 09/12/2013 at 6:13am by WhiteCrimson

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At least he was trying to be creative in his laziness!

#3 - On 09/12/2013 at 6:13am by You_Screwed_Up

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