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Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56274) - you deserved it (9183)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Gotta love kids

#1 - On 09/11/2013 at 6:01pm by Perrydox

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Well at least she's listening to you.

#4 - On 09/11/2013 at 6:02pm by Sam0011

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