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Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53119) - you deserved it (6457)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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He is going down a very bad and dark path.
You need to have a serious talk to him and cut this bullshit out fast.

#2 - On 08/14/2013 at 5:47am by Ranimal

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#3 - On 08/14/2013 at 5:47am by michaelaranda

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