Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
Broadway_Vayne 32
If my child ever says that I would disown them.
eyepuppy 31
Kill it with fire.
LindsayxMoore 18
I hope you smacked her when you got to her.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
This is why I have terrible road rage, people don't take driving seriously. FYL for raising such a swagfag.
Bano360 25
Lets hope she never has kids.
FreakyMySlinky 7
17- The way I read that, it looked like you said drown them... that escalated quickly.
Broadway_Vayne 32
No they wouldn't deserve to drown. They deserve the being on the streets homeless, cause ya know, yolo... I do see how you read it that way though.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
This is why I have huge road rage, people who don't take driving seriously. FYL for raising such a swagfag.
OneGirlTwoCups 13
107- I didn't learn my lefts and rights until first grade, same situation with many of my friends and family. Not everyone that is smart knows simple things at a young age. There are of course people that never learn, I don't see why it's OP's fault she forgets.
reaxion 25
She is driving a car. Hardly a first grader!
TheLittleBear 19
My husband is a secondary (high) school teacher. He gives detention to kids who say "YOLO" and "swag". They soon learn.
LindsayxMoore 18
Your husband is epic! Give him my thanks.
skyttlz 32
I know kids my age (18/19) who still have trouble with left and right.
joea21 21
You're retarded as well. She's 18 not in the first grade, and if you're also one of those people please do us all a favor and never drive again
KittyMarie 5
She's 18 how long does it take? And the fact that she said "YOLO right? lol" After that is worse than the fact that she forgot her left and rights. She shouldn't have a license
KittyMarie 5
And OP is at fault to a degree because he let that girl grow into a fool. The fact that he isn't ashamed to even share this story and somehow find it humorous, shows where she got her idiocy from.
Aligator67 12
really? cause one day in kindergarten I was just sitting on the floor watching t.v. Suddenly I just knew my left and right, by holding up my hands and staring at them. I did not have to be taught.
flowerfliff 18
Well my sister who is very intelligent didn't learn her left from right until around the fifth grade.
americanafrican 32
kill it and spread the ashes to the 4 corners of the earth
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
Caitie_kid 8
Yeah... How do you even make that mistake?? There are giant arrows on the blacktop for people to go the right direction....
kee_breezy32 34
idk how she managed to get her license.
TheDrifter 23
There was a big scandal about trading sexual favors or paying large sums of cash for a passed test without taking the test here a few years ago. Might happen there too.
maskedman98 6
seems like you have a bright daughter
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
That's rude
rememberkids 14
I'm a cyclist and its amazing how many stupid people are on the road! First, I'm not a pedestrian, I'm considered a vehicle. I have to follow the same laws as cars. I also have the same rights as motor vehicles. So please dumb drivers, stop trying to run me off the road! I have every right to be on it!
jjmiller1001 17
as in a bicycle? if so no, you don't really have the right
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
#172. Cyclist seriously make me sick... I've got an idea, lets ride 3 bikes wide and 30 under the speed limit and see how many cars we can pile up behind us. You and your bike riding gang are the exact reason china thinks we are weak.
TheDrifter 23
I support cyclists as vehicles. I also support giving them reckless driving and impeding traffic tickets like other vehicles. Cyclists here ride like total douche canoes and then play the "pedestrian" victim when they get hit by a car while they're running a red light.
Brak_Spaceman 19
Post #181, you are wrong.
hb215 2
Too stupid*
goingsolo211 8
Kill it with fire!!!
PterodactylMan 23
Set Fire to the "No Brain"
MakaylaReneeB 8
Before it lays eggs.
tehman117 21
Ground her till she's 25. YOLO right?
tehman117 21
How did she pass I the first place? Was the instructor a hipster?
Queensland 27
It definitely wasn't Mrs Puff.
ThatOneDrummer 8
**** yolo. Reincarnation, bitches!
nurchok 15
More like 45
tehman117 21
But then she'll need leave because she'll have become dependent
tehman117 21
Won't* not need
poloy325 9
Probably had sex with the instructor cause you know YOLO
flowerfliff 18
I know I sound stupid, but is "hipster" a mix of the words hippie and gangster? In reply to #14
JACKxRAWR 22
Have you considered post-term abortion OP?
FimogenFeels 14
Her reaction to the incident was immature and silly, but you guys are taking it too far ...
Hiimhaileypotter 52
121- It's a joke.
JACKxRAWR 22
123 - maybe it's not.
Pesticides 19
I swear to sweet lucifer if you make one more joke on here your privileges are up!
elvirakwow 16
I just laughed so hard that my husband kicked me off the bed #5
Welshite 39
Oh god, it's too late. It's eighteen and legal.
tehman117 21
Not if I can help it.
Axipiter 24
45, I can't simply just give you a thumbs up. I feel the need to reiterate how awesome that was. Well done!
tehman117 21
And yet, I'm the one with the up votes
tiernang 21
Im ashamed to be part of her generation.
Welshite 39
There are stupid people in every generation, including mine. Don't be ashamed simply because a few ruin it for the rest.
tiernang 21
ya, im usually not one to judge, and hate it when people say stuff about the generations, but people truly are getting dumber.
Voij 16
The rising of the collective intelligence of our species has made more apparent the shortcomings of select members of it. (Humanity is getting smarter, which makes it easier to notice dumb people.)
Zomg_Okay 26
There's also social media. You just *think* there's more stupid people but in reality it's just that the Internet gives them more exposure.
Zimmington 21
31- Bullshit! My parents could never help me with school because my moms disabled and my dad never graduated high school. They didn't really push me to graduate either But I still managed to graduate a A B student.
punkyboy 11
31- "if a kid doesn't care in school it's the parents fault". I didn't know parents could control there kids mind on how they think about things.
wallandpiece 16
*generic comment about having no faith in this generation*
ColdplaySucks 18
While stupid people exist in every generation, it's this generation that comes up with things as idiotic as 'YOLO.' This is why we hate this generation.
jrod9327 17
Im opting out of this world. Maybe if she wasnt out yolo-ing and focusing on driving she might not have been in an accident. Sorry if im taking this seriously but accidents can range from a scratch to killing someone. And yolo isnt gonna bring that person back.
quincy2112 9
after all, you only live once.
jrod9327 17
I'm waiting for the day that a yolo-er has a profound awaking and says "hey guys, while we are out living once, we are kind of accepting that when our stupidity kills us, thats it. No respawn or valhalla or feasts of kings. None of the interesting fable stuff"
NaN101 27
Well said.
WiseGirl98 5
is it just me or if you only live once, you kinda want to preserve that and make your life the best it can be?
reaxion 25
She was probably busy checking out her texts and replying while driving. If she keeps that up, she most likely won't live long...
dlowry004 14
That seems a bit ridiculous
tfriend3 15
As a father, I'd be worried for her safety on a daily basis.