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Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

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More like fuck her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!

#1 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:32pm by JoeGrant

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Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!

#2 - On 07/31/2013 at 11:32pm by KBurns207

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