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Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well... At least it means you look young!

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 6:05am by jessaiee

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Or it means your daughter looks older, is 'well-developed' or dresses inappropriately, or the guy has bad judgement... let's not jump to conclusions too quickly.... oh wait, this is FML, it's what people do here.

#2 - On 07/14/2013 at 6:10am by TourettesGuyFTW

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