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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

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Your neighbor is an asshole

#1 - On 07/13/2013 at 5:02pm by jagex2121

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Call the cops on your neighbor for invading your privacy what right does your neighbor think they have ?! Spying on you like that

#2 - On 07/13/2013 at 5:03pm by Soniye

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