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Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47409) - you deserved it (3982)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:11am - kids - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

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Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

#2 - On 07/03/2013 at 10:24am by rg350dx

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I hate this world

#3 - On 07/03/2013 at 10:24am by biggestfan23

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