Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

by imarriedanaxemurderer / 06/18/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

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  • Maybe he didn't forget the baby monitor and he was just messing with you.

    #6 - On 06/18/2013 at 5:51am by cmayer

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  • Look for those slides with drops of blood.

    #2 - On 06/18/2013 at 5:42am by Pleonasm

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