Today, I started my job at a kids summer camp. The first little girl to arrive told me to close my eyes and open my hand because she had a "surprise" for me. Yep, a dead, decomposed sparrow covered in all sorts of bugs sure is a surprise. FML

by sydneyp3435 / 06/11/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Texas) / Kids

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  • Awe. She likes you. Just wait and see what she gives you when she tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth.

    #2 - On 06/11/2013 at 10:12am by NoorFML

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  • That little girl must have been quite cuckoo to think something as fowl would serve as a surprise.

    #1 - On 06/11/2013 at 10:11am by Virgilius

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