Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
rahulcool7 14
I wonder why OP was even helping her, it seems that this boyfriend was capable of cleaning.
doubleddun 9
I feel like a back story is definitely needed here.
evilscorpi 29
ima just say ydi for allowing it but as someone said there has to be more to the story
dakatabg 31
Show your other side, be the man
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
crazytwinsmom 25
Probably to visit his daughter.
ShyAnn29 14
I doubt he'd do the dishes if he was just visiting his daughter
Ambient25 24
OP needs to hand over his "man card".
Jessj958 19
If OP was there to his visit his daughter, he should have been doing just that not washing dishes. He should have walked into the living room and told the new boyfriend to get in there so he could enjoy time with his daughter.
groovycrazyjoe 18
can OP please explain how he ended up washing dishes
BobTheBob413 3
He should find somewhere else than his ex-wife's apartment for his visitations with his child
jc1015 25
hhhmmmm...maybe to see his daughter 🤔
hogman500 8
Well that sucks. Hopefully you guys get along well enough so that it wasn't too awkward.
ocramavaf 15
ehm, I think you are a wonderful person for doing that right there but grow some balls maybe?
Sillydeadperson 17
What the hell do you mean by 'grow some balls'? I don't see anything cowardly about OP's actions here.
Sillydeadperson 17
Should've edited this while I could. I guess I see what the 'grow a pair' point is, but I don't see the reason to tell him a thousand times. We don't know the whole story, and we can only hope he comments on this to shed some extra light on the situation.
bigtwan1983 4
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but he's being a douchebag, so grow balls maybe."
iAlissa 34
No. ^
lmaouloser 5
Welshite 39
This sounds like you are being ruthlessly taken advantage of. Tell the ex-wife to wash her own dishes, and you take that time to spend with your daughter.
mrwawa 8
Why the hell can't she or her boyfriend do it?
fml0505 22
Apparently, your wife still has your balls locked away in her purse.
fml0505 22
ex-wife*
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Stand up yourself man! Are you their maid?
chanellgymnast 17
Why even bother?
RockN 10
OP, stop acting like a poor victim and go throw the dishes at your ex-wife face then transform into a mad super saiyan
Adhdkid107 9
Wow... That's like say WOOO LETS GO TO JAIL!
lmaouloser 5
Coming from the girl with the profile pic that says, "JAILBAIT"