Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
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MrConcise 34
The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!
Life_is_FML 22
You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.
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Comments (87)
MrConcise 34
The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!
29dear 16
but we need to add a frame around the already B&W pictures!!!
LeFrogDog 27
its ok if the picture did not turn out right the neighbors have houses to!
iLike2Teabag 27
The girl may still feel the need to use sepia filter. God I hate that overused sepia...
01sparkly 15
That's what teenagers do..
SomeRandomGuy15 18
They burn your house down!
rocker_chick105 31
It is? God I've been missing out!
isallwaysme 27
i love almost burning my house down, bigger fire, more artsy for instagram
maosquare 18
I burn the house down to create the most artistic picture. Then I'll sleep on the streets because I have no soul. I'll basically become the tormented artistic visionary whom nobody appreciates.
JustLikeTheStars 10
I ******* spit my yogurt out after I read that teenagers burn houses down
01sparkly 15
No not the burning down the house. I meant try to be artsy...
Koalacatcher 9
Worth it...............
Welshite 39
What's worth it? The two seconds of my life that I spent reading this comment? I assure you, those two seconds were precious to me; it wasn't worth it.
Koalacatcher 9
Why are you so rude??? People on here are so funny!
Koalacatcher 9
Nothing but a bully. FLIX HAIR.
iAlissa 34
Ah, 16, welcome to FML. Most people mean their sarcastic comments in good intent, and others are just plain rude. Don't let ignorance get to you:)
ChenEighty 20
Nothing but a prepubescent moron here.
Koalacatcher 9
I'm a moron because I posted a silly comment. Aw, I love the knowledge on FML.. Unfortunately for those of you who are commenting, I don't really care tbh hahahahaha
Life_is_FML 22
You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.
thesubconscious 9
I woulda made for a cool picture!
kamikrazy 6
Now there is a difference between 13 year old and 17 year old. So we can't just jump to conclusions here.
annie_nk 22
"Almost burnt my house down lol. Txt it!"
narkill 13
You could say she's burning with Instagram fever!
HeadlessSparrow 20
Be happy it wasn't an instafire!
LeFrogDog 27
call it ifire
rg350dx 29
58. Apple's legal team is already creating a lawsuit against you.
Koalacatcher 9
I think that it was worth the try. You should have a go too.
timelessone 16
If your first comment sucked don't comment again.
MrConcise 34
If your first comment sucked, viciously defend yourself and never admit fault. You know, upholding FML tradition.
ThePieGuy0817 29
That's nothing. I go to an art school, and one time somebody did a "painting" by lighting the canvas on fire. Granted, it looked really cool when it was done. Just didn't smell so great.
Bea_FaCurtains 17
THAT'S nothing. When I was in art school I was forced to sit through 'video art' of my naked male prof. making a painting. I wish there was a fire that would have burned out my eyes!
buddy51 23
I am imagining your prof improvising and using his world famous phallus-shaft brush for his "art"! Pass the brain bleach please!!!
Zemmiphobia 11
She has a fiery passion for instagram art
Cheeley 17
instagram some pictures of you grounding her.