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Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49418) - you deserved it (5742)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

#1 - On 05/11/2013 at 8:59pm by MrConcise

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You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet
Sucks that you had an idiot though.

#4 - On 05/11/2013 at 9:03pm by Life_is_FML

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