Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

by prostitott / 05/04/2013 at 3:22am / Kids

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  • I guess things could be worse?

    #1 - On 05/04/2013 at 6:27am by ComoEsJuan

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  • This sucks MAJORLY for both of you...but if I'm honest: what went wrong with your parenting? It isn't all your fault but maybe you could have done something a bit different. Sorry if I sound so harsh OP but that is my honest opinion.

    #4 - On 05/04/2013 at 6:30am by Momo_Moonlight

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