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Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41075) - you deserved it (5327)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Hunt the babysitter down and kick their ass.

#2 - On 03/27/2013 at 1:53pm by xXHollowIchigoXx

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I don't understand why you would go on holiday leaving your 4 year old, let alone leaving him with a babysitter you obviously couldn't trust instead of a responsible family member or friend.

#8 - On 03/27/2013 at 1:58pm by osteobabe

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