By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 08:00 - United States - Temecula

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Hunt the babysitter down and kick their ass.

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osteobabe 13

I don't understand why you would go on holiday leaving your 4 year old, let alone leaving him with a babysitter you obviously couldn't trust instead of a responsible family member or friend.

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Qwermy 16

Other brother can't deny

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cb1002630 11

Maybe you should be worried for the babysitter. Your son seems quite unpredictable right now

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priceyfml 7

Does he call you big booty because you got a big booty?

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justspin 7

If I could I'd thumb you down more than once.

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priceyfml 7

Ill say it wasn't the best comment but I will say go blues ;)

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Aydens_mommy91 4

So you went on vacation & left your 4 year old at home? I understand the sitter shouldn't of taught the child that but honestly YDI

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Welshite 39

shouldn't have* Something tells me you would have benefited from having a sitter.

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lizzy_babyy 9

It was a vacation, he didn't abandon the baby for life. Everyone deserves a vacation once in a while.

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cb1002630 11

Yes 21, how dare someone think they should be able to take time to indulge themselves?

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5sonic 22

Okay I'm crying because this is so perfect, sorry op!!

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Yessi_Boo 14

4 years old is old enough for time outs. He should know better if you tell him not to say something. Fire your baby sitter and give your son a time out so he knows not to say that anymore

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zandalee 19

Bless. Be gentle Freshpie, she's only 16 and new here. :)

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wow it's lucky you found you kid safe, even if covered with poo. I hope you get to the bottom of things (no pun intended). God knows what must have happened when you were gone. Poor kid :/

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xeka 10

Where did he go? Well, don't pay him the next few hirings and tell him the money goes to "repairs". Then fire him when you used up your free hirings :b

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cb1002630 11

I am beyond baffled by all components of this confusing comment.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

I don't know about you, but if someone just abandons my kid, I would never even consider hiring them again, even for free.

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savvysomething 5

Welcome home! :D

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