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Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

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Be thankful it wasn't a highschool class or you would have woken with penises everywhere..

#2 - On 03/23/2013 at 2:33pm by Luna33

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Well, the ones who stuck around and tried to communicate with the office via walkie talkies sound pretty mature for their age, so kudos to them.

#3 - On 03/23/2013 at 2:33pm by Pleonasm

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