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Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (5247)

On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?

#3 - On 03/16/2013 at 2:47pm by jelly713

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I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.

#5 - On 03/16/2013 at 2:49pm by karlcolt45

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