Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML
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Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my wife demanded a divorce because I returned custody of my nieces and nephew to my brother, who has spent the last few years recovering from a horrible car accident. My wife wanted us to keep and adopt them. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my husband of 10 years decided only after I told him I wanted a divorce that his niece is also his daughter. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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jelly713 19
Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?
karlcolt45 19
I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.
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Comments (63)
ThatFunnyGy 2
I don't get along with my sisters either.
Old unused 13
@#2 That doesn't help OP in any way.
jelly713 19
Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?
beachchick9498 5
That's what I'm wondering! Bc if she's like 3 that's not too bad, but if she's around OP's age then she's not the nicest person
teareb 9
Or OP could just be a complete bitch.
XxXkyttiXxX 11
Siblings: a blessing and an evil entity all packed into one body.
karlcolt45 19
I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.
CaptTeemo 10
Same. Even though is the other way around, my family still loves my "ex-"aunt and actually invite her to more family parties than my uncle.
JessalynVictoria 6
You don't just give away a husband like a dog or some other animal lol. Maybe they are divorcing because he is like a dog and sticks his pecker in any bitch in heat though.
jelly713 19
Where on the FML does it suggest OP's ex husband is a complete dog? We don't know why OP is divorcing her spouse. You can't be making such extreme guesses.
3rdbass 9
You don't give away dogs either, for that matter.
JessalynVictoria 6
Exactly. It doesn't say why... Part of the fun of FML is trying to guess some of the situations behind them. That is one of the many possibilities. Or she could be a bitch. Or maybe they both came to the decision mutually thinking that would be best. Who knows? But it's interesting to think about lol.
Shrike 23
Yeah!!! I forgot how fun slander can be. Thanks JessalynVictoria for reminding me. I'll just assume the very worst about all the OPs from now on for no real reason whatsoever.
AliStallings 5
I don't know about you, but I would not give up my dog.
jelly713 19
JessalynVictoria, you missed the point & made the same mistake. To save yourself from down votes & arguments with the FML community, stick to the info in front of you. Don't go around assuming everyone is an ass or you will attract asses. Internet & real life.
BeMyLove15 10
Don't feel too bad, siblings can say the meanest things even though they love you.
TrueTriage 16
Family: You love them even when you really hate them
whostolemylama 12
Actually, there's very little information here, OP could be a complete bitch, I mean, usually in FML's, OP would specify that she/he is divorcing because his/her spouse cheated, abused, etc. But it simply says that she's divorcing him. I'm leaning towards the idea that OP could be a bitch if her sister is leaning towards him than her. But that's my idea.
MidnaLink 33
I'm sorry. I've read some ****** up family stories before, but your own sister! That just takes the cake.
theawkwardlife 21
You're right! It makes all of those domestic violence and abuse stories sound like nothing.
boofgall 16
Kids always have favorites. Maybe she finds him funny!
Mads_1234 28
Well how old IS OP's sister? If she's a child then yeah she might not realize what exactly is going on but if she's an adult... Sorry OP, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family.
boofgall 16
-boing boing boing- Goes the thread hopper.
MidnaLink 33
Doesn't matter what OP is like. You NEVER say THAT about your relative.