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Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21125) - you deserved it (2226)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)

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Bloody Knuckles. I haven't played that since I was 10.

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 2:46am by Ihaveonefriend

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It's weird how when we are young we think we are indestructible. It's amazing really how we survive our early years.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 2:47am by zandalee

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