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Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (2234)

On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

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If it's so normal, start doing that to you your mom. She'll see how 'normal' it is.

#4 - On 02/10/2013 at 1:23pm by subwaysurfers

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Make an amateur horror movie out of it and become rich.

#3 - On 02/10/2013 at 1:23pm by Pleonasm

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