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Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23255) - you deserved it (1978)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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'I believe I can fly...'

#1 - On 01/31/2013 at 1:58am by Ishq786

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yolo: you only land once

#5 - On 01/31/2013 at 2:11am by rkmn8r

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