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Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32991) - you deserved it (5258)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:39am - kids - by dani0810 - Canada (Ontario)

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He'll go far in life. I imagine him becoming a free living environmentalist because of his interest in reusable resources.

#1 - On 01/22/2013 at 12:42pm by OhDearBetrayal

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Chin up, it would be worse if he was 14.

#4 - On 01/22/2013 at 12:43pm by Psycho_Babydoll

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