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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18724) - you deserved it (3855)

On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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You really picked a winner:)
Good luck and congrats!

#1 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:30pm by Lioness8197

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Congratulations on the baby!

#2 - On 01/04/2013 at 11:31pm by elk21dbm

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