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Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20124) - you deserved it (2116)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

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Give him something to cry about.

#2 - On 12/25/2012 at 5:55pm by friedpwnadge

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Secretly take a video of what really happens and show your parents his bullshit. Youngest siblings shouldn't always get away with everything.

#3 - On 12/25/2012 at 5:56pm by laughtersplay

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