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Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19586) - you deserved it (3736)

On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

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Well times are hard everybody is having a rough time and down grading.

#1 - On 12/05/2012 at 1:00pm by ICastillo

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Your kids learnt the grim reality of life. Santa can't hold his job; it's stressful and only comes one a year. The IRS is up his ass and the missus has had more rides from the elves than Santa gets on his sleigh.
Everyone copes some how.
So merry christmas you jolly bastard. I'll be leaving you my cookies and milk.

#4 - On 12/05/2012 at 1:01pm by Pleonasm

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