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Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31391) - you deserved it (1780)

On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

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And this is how we end up with rapists

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:04pm by zingline89

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I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

#2 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:04pm by Nutcup

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